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04/26/08
Lightening the mood: The Ultimate Blonde Joke
Thanks to my father-in-law, Bob, for this joke. Even my (blonde) wife thinks it's funny.
A blonde is driving a little too fast down her street when she sees police lights behind her, pulling her over. The uniformed officer walks over to her car window, and it turns out that the officer is also a blonde.
The policewoman asks the driver for her license, and the driver says "it's been so long since I've gotten it that I don't remember what it looks like." The officer says "it's a rectangle with your picture on it". The blonde driver fishes around in her purse and pulls out a small rectangular make-up mirror, looks in it, sees her picture, and hands it to the cop, saying "this must be it."
The blonde cop takes the mirror, looks into it, and says to the driver "I'm going to let you off with a warning. You weren't going all that fast, and I didn't realize you're also a police officer."
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